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07:46 PM . 22 August 2014

How Well Do Your Followers Know You?

satsuki:

fleshosphere:

Fill this out in my ask box! One point for every correct answer. Ten points total. I’ll reply with your total score!

First name:
Nickname:
Age:
Gender:
Sexual Orientation:

Nationality:
Relationship status:
Likes:
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Random fact:

you can try

(Source: coobiie)

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03:59 PM . 22 August 2014
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03:54 PM . 22 August 2014

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

39,712 notes
11:41 AM . 21 August 2014

(Source: zeus-kronos)

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04:16 AM . 20 August 2014

creative type A people scare me and I want to become one

410,656 notes
01:56 PM . 19 August 2014
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01:56 PM . 19 August 2014

unfriendlyasiangirl:

i dont like wearing seat belts because im a bad ass thrill seeker and also i wanna die

266 notes
06:28 PM . 18 August 2014

slayboybunny:

slayboybunny:

think about it, snakes can move like a fuckton miles per hour to get shit done and they don’t even have arms or legs, basically they just have willpower and magic curses but still no scientists has been able to figure out how they do it…makes you think

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yeah, maybe one day theyll know… makes you think…

45,144 notes
05:56 PM . 15 August 2014

volunruud:

every time i do it makes me laugh

290,851 notes
04:40 PM . 15 August 2014

thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

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04:33 PM . 15 August 2014

hesmuchmoreimportant:

Textpost Edits: Tenth Doctor edition

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10:17 PM . 14 August 2014

ATTENTION WRITERS

Do you want to have people read your work? Vitality is a literary magazine that is putting out a free sample zine in order to showcase what we’re all about for our kickstarter. The issue will be free to look at and on our kickstarter page, so anyone who is interested in backing it will be able to read it and see your piece! Even though the issue is free for readers, writers, poets, and artists will be paid for their work. Submission guidelines are on our website, and the deadline is Sept. 25th. We hope to see your work soon!

51,303 notes
09:17 PM . 14 August 2014

spockhetti:

AU where 'friend' and 'boyfriend'/'girlfriend' are the same word. imagine how confusing that would be! you would tell somebody about your ‘friend’ but they literally wouldn’t know what your relationship is because……..

oh wait sorry this isn’t an AU. German, I was talking about German. Imagine German.

169,035 notes
09:17 PM . 14 August 2014

(Source: vinebox)

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02:05 PM . 13 August 2014

fakegaysluttyantics:

wow democrats have gone one step too far

where will i get reasonably priced capris now