123,625 notes
09:07 PM . 28 July 2014

todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

(Source: vinebox)

18,589 notes
08:17 PM . 28 July 2014

(Source: thorsty)

3,783 notes
03:29 PM . 28 July 2014

bombing:

girl at starbucks wouldn’t accept baseball cards because it “wasn’t valid american currency” what’s more american than baseball? this country is going to shit

4 notes
01:07 PM . 27 July 2014

just so you guys know, NO ONE has entered a name in this contest yet, so you’ve all got a pretty good chance of winning amazing queer books

102,719 notes
10:57 AM . 27 July 2014

crazyanimals:

ke$ha’s mom gives thanks to her daughter for washing her first dish

71 notes
09:10 PM . 26 July 2014

funqueerlitzine:

We are launching a new lit zine focusing on awesome stories of all genres featuring queer protagonists. For example, a story about a lesbian pirate who is seduced by a siren, or an asexual detective solving muder mysteries, or a trans scientist building sentient robots, or an agendered person travelling the world. The zine will include stories, poems, comics, and art all revolving around a positive portrayal of queerness, with an emphasis on entertainment and creativity.

But for now – WE NEED A NAME!

We’re asking you to suggest up to five names for this zine. Names should reflect our mission without using any specific queer words in the name.

The person who’s name we choose will win four books that fit our mission of awesome stories featuring queer protagonists:

And then five random people who entered will get a participation prize including kindle ebook codes and coupons to purchase ebooks from indie authors like Sarah Diemer

To enter:

Contest will last until August 9th. We hope you’ll all enter!!

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07:00 PM . 25 July 2014

COMING SOON: Queer Lit Zine!

funqueerlitzine:

We are in the process of launching a queer lit zine that will focus on telling fun, entertaining stories of all genres featuring queer protagonist, but whose sexuality/gender is NOT the main focus of the piece.

This means we hope to bring you stories about:

  • queer lady knights rescuing princesses
  • gay teens falling in love with ghosts
  • asexual warriors battling hordes of undead
  • pansexual mermaids seducing all the sexy pirates
  • genderqueer space explorers discovering new worlds
  • trans scientists creating sentient robots
  • and more and more and more!

Right now we are in the super early stages, so follow us to keep updated! Coming soon, though: a name contest where you can win free books! Because, if you haven’t noticed, we don’t have a name yet. lol.

Please follow us, and signal boost as much as you can! (And writers/poets/artists/etc., start coming up with fantastic content to submit! We should open for submissions in a month or so.)

1,835 notes
05:58 PM . 25 July 2014

naps-and-slaps:

Thanks, Batman.

44,015 notes
05:11 PM . 25 July 2014

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

2 notes
12:37 PM . 25 July 2014

today is moving aka ‘make your kids lift heavy stuff’ day

113,155 notes
09:44 PM . 24 July 2014

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk

like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow

and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before

its weird

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clarification

MY PET SHRIMP

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further clarafication

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SHRIMP

IN

A

FISH TANK

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480,603 notes
09:44 PM . 24 July 2014

tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

4 notes
09:01 PM . 24 July 2014
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  • Dummy Head
  • No Mythologies To Follow (Deluxe Edition)
  • 56 plays

Dummy Head by Mø

I’ve been listening to this on repeat for longer than I’d care to admit.

18,439 notes
08:11 PM . 24 July 2014

i stared into the abyss and the abyss got sicker

nietzsche all on his mouth like liquor

(Source: lalondes)

36 notes
07:52 PM . 24 July 2014

neptunain:

im no architect but I don’t think it’s possible to build a city on rock and roll