2 notes
07:48 PM . 24 April 2014

poetry project

3 notes
07:44 PM . 24 April 2014

i’ve decided to get Serious about poetry

1 note
02:56 PM . 24 April 2014

out of place shadow person, number one

86,511 notes
11:56 AM . 24 April 2014



58,826 notes
11:56 AM . 24 April 2014




If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure


38,972 notes
11:56 AM . 24 April 2014
9,968 notes
11:56 AM . 24 April 2014


i want a fic about sansa getting married to loras and margaery to renly then when everyone else is asleep margaery and loras high five each other every night when they meet in the corridor whilst changing rooms and they live happily ever after

150,322 notes
11:56 AM . 24 April 2014




*doctor voice* congratulations! it’s a brony!

put it back

Nah once a brony leaves his mother he never enters a woman again

(Source: bagmilk)

08:32 AM . 24 April 2014
Anonymous asked: are you gay?

nope, i’m pretty sure i’m straight. or ace. 

1,801 notes
10:20 PM . 23 April 2014
3 notes
08:46 PM . 23 April 2014

did i ever tell you guys about the time in high school when i was doing research for a shakespeare paper and I came across some VERY raunchy Othello/Desdemona fic?

17,220 notes
06:33 PM . 23 April 2014


FACT OF THE DAY:  it’s apparently not okay to raise 16,200 seagulls from birth, train them every day in the art of aerial warfare, and then unleash them upon a medium sized township

195,729 notes
06:25 PM . 23 April 2014



We’re all born with scars. From the moment we open our eyes and look at the world we are wounded, and we all share that same mark.


if anyone wants me to explain what an ‘anticlimax’ is, i’ll show them this text post

(Source: tarnak-amatron)

13 notes
06:17 PM . 23 April 2014

to all my classmates who are secretly mind-readers: i’m sorry and you’re welcome

224,122 notes
06:05 PM . 23 April 2014